Guys. Guys this is real.
A girl a couple of years ahead of me in high school hired someone to help her write her own pop song.
The name ASHA Legit, which she used as a stage name, ended up with some other wannabe pop star. However, some of the kids from our high school managed to steal a copy of the song before it got taken off of the Internet. It was played at Homecoming and Sadie Hawkins that year.
I’ll go ahead and say that this girl is actually a really talented singer. I think she ended up being an au pair on the other side of the Atlantic. Go figure. She’ll probably make more money than me. But this song will always make me laugh harder than Rebecca Black’s Friday ever could.

I think she had a stomach ache in this shot.